2// The guy I am reminded of is the guy who kissed me close-lipped like one might kiss a frog. I went in for a cute quick parted lip locked kiss and his lips got stuck in the middle of mine. Both of his lips. Come to think about it, they were thin. People say a first kiss can make or break something and in this case, it wiped away one of the cutest dates I've been on. I just couldn't get the kiss out of my mind.
Months later, tonight, I remembered a small detail about this kiss that made me laugh out loud and cringe on the inside. Days before the date and the kiss we texted, WE had a conversation about first kisses. I dug a hole for myself by saying tounge on the first kiss is a no go. Which to this day, personally, I don't enjoy on date one (it's not classy) but I got kissed with closed lips like this guy was a germaphobe all because I had texted no tongue might have been worse.
3// "We're parked outside of your house with your mother home though," I said to the guy who was then going to introduce me to his mother on our first date. Today and about a year and a half later he is receiving the third most awkward kiss award.
This guy wanted to introduce me to his mother after we had spent maybe a few hours together. I've now discovered that meeting parents on the first date is a red flag. There we were parked outside of his house in his car about to kiss. After the kiss had happened he said something along the lines of that being a terrible first kiss because he felt like his nerves got to him. I could not have agreed more with him, but everyone makes mistakes, right? I let him try again and guess what, it didn't get any better. The thought of meeting his mother on our FRIST date had blocked out any enjoyment I would have had kissing him.
NOTES: Tounges a no go and please, leave the nerves out of kisses and mothers out of first dates.
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